Yet they say, never work with children or animals…
Television South West, one of Britain’s shortest lived ITV franchisees, didn’t quite have the same commercial clout nor profile as the Big Five ITV contractors [Granada, Yorkshire, Thames, Central and London Weekend]. Locally, TSW was best known for Gus Honeybun, a glove puppet rabbit who accompanied continuity announcers whilst announcing younger viewers’ birthdays.
Nationwide, Television South West was synonymous with this production…
A gameshow which, according to one viewer, single handedly lost TSW its ITV franchise. It even inspired an American version. Was it really as bad as they said it was, I mean… nothing can be worse than that UKIPophiles’ light entertainment show of choice known as I Love My Country? Or Don’t Scare The Hare which was superior to I Love My Country?
If you were bunking off school, or off school due to the half term holidays in the mid-1980s, you may have stumbled across That’s My Dog, a canine quiz show where the dog was the star.
The presenter of the UK series? Derek Hobson, as introduced to us viewers as the ‘host and general dogsbody’. Yes, after introducing Jim Davidson, Lenny Henry, Patti Boulaye and Victoria Wood onto our screens via New Faces, his star turns would be Benji, Rex, Goldie and Fang. He was accompanied by a kennel maid (Louise Burton) – his equivalent to Jim Davidson’s Melanie Stace.
Derek Hobson was the co-creator of That’s My Dog along with John Viner. The music, a rather jaunty number with sampled barks was composed by Ed Welch of Blockbusters theme fame. The first episode went out in 1984, with the programme aired till 1988: hardly the mark of a bad quiz show, I say, enjoying a run longer than the excellent Masterteam and Everybody’s Equal.
Firstly, the opening titles will see the couples’ dogs introduced instead of themselves. Instead of our voiceover person saying ‘…The Kelly family from Maidenhead’, he would say ‘Ollie, the English Springer Spaniel and Jerry, the Yorkshire Terrier…’ prior to cutting to Derek Hobson. Each of the two podiums would seat two people with a lower podium for each couple’s dog.
The first round would see the dog’s owners answering questions about dog breeds, Gundog groups, hip dysplasia and celebrity canines. Each buzzer sound was a dog bark instead of the usual quiz show buzzer noises. The programme had its own vet (Eddie Straiton in the first three years; C.C. Guard in the 1988 series), who asked owners medical questions.
Given that the dogs were the real stars of this quiz, they would take part in an assault course (a Krypton Factor for dogs???) and a maze with points for successful completion. With a given number of clues, the hostess would bring on a celebrity canine onto the set, and allow the (human) contestants to guess whose dog it is.
The winning couple would go on to win £500, so long as their dog was able to find a given object that the owner handled beforehand. Our winning contestant would reply to Derek Hobson’s parting words with ‘That’s My Dog!’
The American version
Three years after its run ended on ITV, 1991 (ironically the same year when TSW lost its ITV franchise) saw the launch of the American version. The U.S. version had two hosts, Steve Skrovan (1991 – 1992) and Wil Shriner (1993 – 1994) and began on the 01 September, on The Family Channel. Original music was composed by Scott V. Smith.
The American version of That’s My Dog! was more boisterous than its UK original with a lively audience and an animated title sequence.
Surely they must have been a bit ruff…?
That’s My Dog! did a suitable enough job as a midweek daytime quiz show. I found it pretty watchable on the off chance I caught it on Wednesday afternoons at about 2.30pm during the school holidays. For me, the dogs were the stars, more so than the owners of Snowy or Sammy.
Being a daytime television show, I didn’t expect anything too glitzy. Nor bins as booby prizes. Not even a major cash prize (the jackpot was £500 – which in 1984 to 1988 standards was pretty decent for its afternoon slot) or a brand new Ford Escort.
Was It Really That Bad? Does It Deserve Its Place In Television Hell?
If you liked That’s My Dog, feel free to defend its reputation. If you think it deserves its place in TV Hell, state why it deserves to be down there.
S.V., 18 July 2014.