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Half Map Half Biscuit

In Half Man Half Biscuit, Music, Stuart Vallantine on January 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm

“…I like to flush the demons from out of your mind…”

With only days to go until Half Man Half Biscuit’s Manchester gig (Academy, 30 January 2009), East of the M60 is proud to announce a new project.

Entitled ‘Half Map Half Biscuit’, this ongoing project is a map of the places namechecked in Half Man Half Biscuit songs.  Each place is pinpointed with a quote from the song it featured in.

The map is a user generated map created using Google Maps.  All you have to do is go into maps.google.co.uk, zoom your Google map towards the UK, click on the ‘My Maps’ link and enter ‘half map half biscuit’ into Google and click ‘Search Maps’.

Enjoy,

Stuart.

Why Change a Winning Team?

In !Fail, Autism, Education, Ewing School, Manchester, Politics, Semantic Pragmatic Language Disorder, West Didsbury on January 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Outrage over Manchester City Council plans to close Ewing School

Imagine being part of a successful football team, winning every trophy imaginable and being forced to split that winning team by the FA.  Picture the prospect of your teammates being split into ninths.

As part of Manchester City Council’s plans to improve integration with mainstream schools within its boundaries, is a proposal to downgrade and close two special schools within Didsbury. One school is going to lose its secondary school classes, the other is going to close completely. The latter one is Ewing School, the school I attended from January 1987 to July 1990.

I could cope with the mighty Stalybridge Celtic losing 6-1 to Durham City, spend hours on rail replacement buses from Hell. These are minor compared with this recent development.  This development interferes with people’s lives at a fundamental level rather one’s peeves.

I am always happy to talk at length or write about my time at Ewing, and claim that Ewing School, not my secondary school, was the one which helped me the most. What helped were the small classes (18 was the biggest class number) and the high pupil to teacher ratio (4 pupils to 1 teacher).  I also enjoyed being able to go to different places on a weekly basis along with my fellow peers.  It is thanks also to Ewing School that I am able to appreciate the countryside, enjoy walks and travel independently by bus, train and tram.

Ewing School already has a proven record in enabling pupils to settle in mainstream schools long afterwards.  So much that there is a waiting list and people moving to South Manchester so their child can be taught by their specialist teaching staff.  Instead of keeping up the good work, the council wishes to break up that successful team.

They propose that its students would be dispersed into 9 ‘havens’ within existing mainstream schools.   How do you tell the pupils that their best friend will be moving to a haven in Moston if he/she will be moving to one in Gorton?  Will the Ewing staff leave the profession altogether rather than join one of the havens, resulting in a loss of specialist personnel? Any move away from the status quo would cause chaos with parents and their children already satisfied with Ewing School.

As a former pupil, I am totally against the plans.  This is an issue shared by Manchester Withington MP John Leech (Liberal Democrats) who in December last year submitted an Early Day Motion favouring its retention.  I have written a letter to him.

A petition against the closure will be launched on Saturday 17th January 2009.  The rally and launch will take place in West Didsbury between 12.00pm – 2.00pm.  If you can make it, please do, especially if you live in the constituency, or linked with Ewing School, as for example a former teacher or pupil.

S.V., 15 January 2009

Rebellious Mixtape: Teen Travel Club (Official Soundtrack)

In Greater Manchester, Music, Transport, Travel on January 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Music inspired by Greater Manchester Transport’s Teen Travel Club Era

Thanks to the success of ‘The Not So Perfect Ten’, the musical NSP10s have outgrown the previous remit of focusing on the quirky side.

For anyone assuming that this is the end of ‘The Not So Perfect Ten’, think again; it is actually a new cousin for him to play with. There will still be a place for ‘The Not So Perfect Ten’ in subjects like the quotes of Half Man Half Biscuit, the best falsetto vocalists and Greater Manchester Transport.

‘Rebellious Mixtape’ is a suggested list of tracks pertaining to given subjects, such as boat trips, the works of Ted Rogers and cult TV programmes. Tracks are chosen not only from chart singles but also album tracks.

For the first of (hopefully) many rebellious mixtapes, I chosen ‘The Teen Travel Club’ as my source of inspiration.

So, why have I chosen this odd subject?  In 1982, as a bid to turn teenagers away from the car keys, Greater Manchester Transport introduced the Teen Travel Club, which offered discounted bus travel to 16 – 17 year olds.  This first came in the form of a photocard which entitled them to discounted Clippercards and weekly passes.  By 1984, the age range was extended to 18 and 19 by 1986.  As well as passes, magazines and other promotions were also sent to ticket holders.  Application forms allowed new members to state their three favourite bands or solo artistes.

For the Walkman, here is ‘Teen Travel Club: The Official Soundtrack’.  To keep the battery life as long as possible, a C60 is the best audio tape for this. For anyone reading this, it is not a low rent version of ‘High School Musical’ set on the 343 to Oldham.  Enjoy the ride:

Side One: Hyde to Mossley (Brookbottom)

  1. ‘You Can’t Hurry Love’, Phil Collins (1983)
  2. ‘La Dolce Vita’, Ryan Paris (1983)
  3. ‘Here Comes The Rain Again’, Eurythmics (1984)
  4. ‘Freedom’, Wham (1984)
  5. ‘Get Out Of Your Lazy Bed’, Matt Bianco (1984)
  6. ‘Walls Come Tumbling Down’, The Style Council (1985)
  7. ‘Don’t Try To Stop It’, Roman Holliday (1983)
  8. ‘We Close Our Eyes’, Go West (1985)

Side Two: Mossley (Brookbottom) – Oldham (Bus Station)

  1. ‘The Wild Boys’, Duran Duran (1984)
  2. ‘The Safety Dance’, Men Without Hats (1983)
  3. ‘Running Up That Hill’, Kate Bush (1985)
  4. ‘Shake The Disease’, Depeche Mode (1985)
  5. ‘I Feel For You’, Chaka Khan (1984)
  6. ‘West End Girls’, Pet Shop Boys (1985)
  7. ‘Feels Like Heaven’, Fiction Factory (1984)
  8. ‘Relax’, Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1983)

S.V., 01 January 2009