The Class 185: A Review

19 10 2006

Class 150 DMU, Poulton-le-Fylde

0600 Hull Paragon - Manchester Piccadilly - Liverpool Lime Street
After nearly two years of using Stalybridge station as a commuter rather than a leisure traveller, I found myself surprised to see one of First Transpennine’s new Class 185 diesel units on the 0748 to Liverpool Lime Street.

For nearly a year, these new DMUs have been plying their trade on services to Hull Paragon and Middlesbrough from Manchester Piccadilly. In recent months, these have included the service from Manchester Airport to Cleethorpes.

Now, it is the turn of the Scarborough to Liverpool routes.

Boarding the 0748 at platform 2 of Stalybridge station, the train pulled in some three minutes earlier than its actual departure time.

The ascent from the platform to carriage was two thirds higher than that of the more regular Class 158s. Only the earlier Class 101 or Class 110 Calder Valley DMUs - and the Mark II carriages - had a drop as high as this. Thankfully, the doors are twice the width of these Heritage DMUs - and a third longer than the Class 158s. Elsewhere within Stalybridge station are posters detailing the engineering works. I hope this includes raising the height of the platforms. Till then, I shall invest in a decent walking pole or get my boots on.

Once inside the train, acceleration is akin to an electric train. The legroom is greater than the Class 158s, and the ride quality is slightly smoother. One notable function is the inclusion of electronic information displays and announcements, in tones similar to the Connie character of the AOL adverts fame. Another first is the inclusion of a digital clock - ideal for calculating how long your train will be stuck at Ardwick junction for!

Sadly, the Class 185 has some imperfections. One is the lab rat style lighting (not very good for persons with sensory impairments), compared with the more relaxed levels on the Class 158s. The other is the positioning of the doors. Positioned a third and two thirds way of each carriage, it gives the impression of the train being suited for suburban medium distance workings, rather than medium-long distance inter-city journeys (which is the sector best suited to the Transpennine lines from Liverpool to Newcastle/Scarborough/Hull/Middlesbrough). Despite that, the positioning also allows for faster entry and exit.  The only other quibble I have are the seat cushions.  Though ideal for a short journey to Manchester Piccadilly, I would say the cushions would be a bit hard if I used the same station for a journey to Scarborough or Newcastle.
Other than that, the three car units are an improvement on most of the rolling stock that has appeared on the Transpennine line. Designed by Siemens, the units are reminiscent of their Class 350 EMUs, which I have had the pleasure of travelling on earlier this year from Crewe to Birmingham New Street.  Unlike the 1988 Class 158s, there seems to be improved noise insulation.

My journey arrived at Manchester Piccadilly on time, though at Oxford Road, the train arrived two minutes late, due to the non technical issue of awaiting the guard for the Manchester Piccadilly - Liverpool Lime Street section.

  • Ambience:  Lab rat style lighting a slight distraction, suburban style door positioning (78%);
  • Sound insulation: Much quieter than the Class 158s (82%);
  • Ride quality: Very good over continuously welded rail, though not properly tested due to the slow line speeds on this section [Stalybridge - Manchester Oxford Road] (80%);
  • Comfort: Slightly hard seats but excellent legroom (84%).

Overall rating: 82%: Not the ultimate train for the Transpennine line, though not far off.  Corridor ends rather than sealed cabs would have been much better for workings with greater than three carriages.




New IKEA Store, Ashton-under-Lyne

18 10 2006

Never in my lifetime would I had expected the patron saint of flat pack furniture to darken the doorstep of Ashton-under-Lyne. It is happening, and on Thursday 19th October, the first town centre based IKEA store will be based in the administrative capital of Tameside.

On the site of a former NORWEB building, Ashton-under-Lyne gained the IKEA store ahead of Stockport, after deputy Prime Minister John Prescott snubbed the Cheshire town. The snubbed site on Portwood is close to the equally controversial Tesco Extra store (for being several square feet bigger than planned). This was rejected on the grounds of congestion, though the opening of Ashton’s store will test the congestion on the M60 and its attendant arterial roads to its limits.

For years, the average Ashtonian had to make do with MFI, B&Q, Argos, or a drive to IKEA in Warrington.  From Thursday, this will no longer be the case.  Just to prove that this is actually happening, please click on the IKEA link below:
New IKEA Store

On the other hand, this same Thursday will see Ashton-under-Lyne’s crown post office close.  Along with two others in Greater Manchester (Chorlton-cum-Hardy and Altrincham), this will be moved to WHSmith, in the Arcades shopping centre.  This leaves Stalybridge as the sole post office in Tameside to operate from its original building.  Following a 5,000 name petition in July, the efforts of the petitioners were in vain, as Post Office Counters had already made the decision at the end of July - a week before their consultation period expired.  This resulted in a meeting, which resulted in no further progress on retaining facilities in the Warrington Street building.

I have decided not to rant too much on the post office, as this detracts from the main purpose of this thread.

Expect to see future posts on the IKEA store itself.

Stuart.




The World’s Worst Record Show - Crimes Against Music

10 10 2006

As well as being the title of a 1978 album featuring the 20 worst songs according to a Capital Radio show hosted by the late great Kenny Everett, the purpose of this post is about crimes against music.

The 1978 album released by K-Tel includes songs about drink driving, necrophilia and… three Jess Conrad tracks (poor man). My favourite musical disaster from that album is ‘Paralysed’ by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, along with Jimmy Cross’ ‘I Want My Baby Back’. If you can find a copy on eBay buy it straight away.  It is a real education in musical composition and on how not to get to number one, nor gain extra friends via myspace.com.

My crimes against music are: lyricists who blatantly rhyme “touch” with “much” (so cliched) and songs switching octaves almost suddenly (the truck driver’s gear change).  As for particular artistes, well, I would say anyone who butchers ‘Unchained Melody’, ‘Uptown Girl’ or ‘Agadoo’ to death, to the point all enjoyment is lost (I lied about the latter one).

As for particular songs, I would consign the following to Room 202 (Room 101 is too good for them) :

  • Anyone Can Fall in Love: Anita Dobson (we all know the Eastenders tune!?);
  • Every Loser Wins: Nick Berry (and it was No. 1 for four weeks!);
  • What Becomes of the Broken Hearted: Robson and Jerome;
  • My Heart Will Go On: Celine Dion.

Above are my not so Fab Four.  Filed under ’so bad they are good’, I would say these fit my criteria for Room 50.5:

  • Panic: The Scoop (see ‘Chart Hits ‘81′);
  • What’s the Colour of Money: Hollywood Beyond;
  • Live is Life: Opus;
  • Rock Me Amadeus: Falco;
  • Bang Bang: B.A. Robertson.

Readers of this blog, I will invite you to add further comments and songs which would reside in Room 202, or Room 50.5.

Stuart Vallantine: A lover of rotten records as well as more decent stuff like Supertramp,  ELO and the Toy Dolls.